Ladies quit bitchin, the clap gave permission
To party harder than the day they ended prohibition
And im high, walkin into walls like hellen keller
Foamin at the mouth, call me old yeller
But it just aint enough, yadada mean
Theres too much blood in my alcohol stream
so nick nack pattywhack hand me that shot 
got my big black cadillac ina handicap spot 
time to show all yall what the fuck i became 
Im not racist I hate everybody the same
i throw your rabbit food salad to the concrete
i eat imitation to-fu made out of red meat
yesterday we was chillin, drinkin with hos,
when the punk police rolled up in my door
they said "open up son, we got a warrant"
"and you know we found out that your name ain't lawrence"
i jumped right up, grabbed the closest whore,
threw it at the cops, ran out the back door,
right into a trap, there was popo brewin'
they said "what the hell are yall queer homos doin"
"boy, what you doin with your life"
i just smiled and shrugged,
who needs a life bitch, im high on drugs
they sprayed tear gas, but I didn't care
i live in LA so I don't breath air,
jumped in my car, headed to the party,
last night i blacked out, tell ya mother im sorry

Last night I took 20 shots of gin
Puked up and took 20 shots again
Last night I took drugs that me feel sick
30 minutes later they made me feel SICK
Last night I sniffed pills from ya grandma’s room
Last night I passed out till this afternoon
Last night I blew chunks while I was suckin ya breast
And last night I drove home (ha ha ha) I guess


Vegans eat broccolli, the French eat snails
Eskimo’s don’t eat cuz I nuked the whales
Like nelson Mandela when he saved those kids
Or cured polio or whatever he did
The clap ya heard, coolest stuff since drugs
I had buttsex while you were stuck on hugs
Cuz im as tall as a six-foot-four giraffe
And since i switched to skim milk from half and half
i wasn’t fat an you know what next
every damn lady wants a buncha sex
nanny's, nieces, nurses nuns 
all wanta grab my urrrection
nanny's, nieces, nurses nuns 
all wanta grab my urrrection
And last night was no diffet We all got lifted
A girl walkin round said she knew I’s gifted
i grabbed a couple friends so we could pull a gang bang 
shake yer titties honey get ready for the pain train 

Last night I took 20 shots of gin
Puked up and took 20 shots again
Last night I took drugs that me feel sick
30 minutes later they made me feel SICK
Last night I Sniffed pills from ya grandma’s room
Last night I passed out till this afternoon
Last night I blew chunks while I was suckin ya breast
And last night I drove home (ha ha ha) I guess

Let me know mothafuckas if you real an you feel this
Im the chosen child, born with critical illness
And fuck filler, my songs are all killers
Youre more cheesy than a cheese quesadilla
If You came from a chimp, I came from a gorilla
Sniff so much dust they call me the chinchilla
Nobody ch-chiller than the man on the mic
from iran to japan all my fans are dikes
Psyche… I aint got no fans
And if you ask me what im doin I aint got no plans
But shoot, dude lets do something
Nothing to do? Shit lets shoot something
Shoot pool, or shoot dope till we drool,
Go to columbine, maybe shoot up the school
And if you think that aint cool, fuck you im leavin
Goin to your moms and shoot a load a seamen
Ima sucka for cuties but I don’t fuck with death cab
didn’t sleep last night I was stuck in the meth lab

Last night I took 20 shots of gin
Puked up and took 20 shots again
Last night I took drugs that me feel sick
30 minutes later they made me feel SICK
Last night I Sniffed pills from ya grandma’s room
Last night I passed out till this afternoon
Last night I blew chunks while I was suckin ya breast
And last night I drove home (ha ha ha) I guess